BING BING BING
weeeeeeeelcome to the 2010 Kitsch Off, friends!
Today in a match par-excelawnsss, the Kitsch of the Catholics and the Protestants will be pitted head to head in a prophets-of-ba'al-mount-carmel-sense and we will see who's God or who's book wins!
ROOUUUUNNNDDD OOONNNNEEEE
The Catholics open with a nice cross-stiched Immaculate Heart...
oooooOOOOOh!! But they're wolluped back into place with a Chick tract! What's this? Oouch! The Catholics are nursing their bruised egos but---
LOOK OUT!! They've just cut up the prots with a Holy Card of Purgatory---it's safe to say this round is won by the Catholics
CATHOLICS 1 PROTESTANTS 0
ROUND TWO
The Protestants will have to really send 'em flying to make back the lost ground and---have they----yes----yes they have!!!
THE BIBLE ON AN AMERICAN FLAG!! CAPATALIST JESUS BUSTS A CAP IN THE CATHOLIC'S ASSES---they've almost got a full K.O.---
The Catholics try to fight back with a flock of Guadaloupes but it's no use!! The prots are getting ready for the big whammy---
OOOOOOOHHHH!!! And the "with you always" Eucharistic cop-out leaves the Catholics spinning! Can the Catholics recover from such a nasty blow?
CATHOLICS 1 PROTESTANTS 1
ROUND THREE
OH! AND THAT'S QUITE THE BLOW TO THE CATHOLICS ONCE MORE! Martin Luther as a Holy Spirit filled Doctor of the Church, looks like the Prots are hitting the Catholics where they live...the Catholics are looking shakey....but what's this? A COMBONATION MOVE!
FATIMA-PRAUGE-AMERICA!!! Look at those Prots sway on their feet, they try to hit the Romans back...
Did they just call the Romans the Whore of Babylon?! But the Catholics are already prepared and---
BING-BANG-BOOM FOOT OF SAINT JAMES JUST LIKE THAT THE KITSCH OFF IS OVER! THE PROTS ARE K.O.'D!!!
CATHOLICS 2 PROTESTANTS 1
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